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Frank Stallone 21:02:36 6/28/2006  
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

We don't need this guys filthy money.


steve 11:05:57 6/28/2006  
Hey guys, I just got an email from a guy who wants to buyout the banners at the top. Like instead of the crazy outdated fake banners now it'd be real banners seeing if you knew which picture was lindsay lohan and then got a prize or some shit like that.

What do you think... should I sell out?


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Perturbed 02:35:21 6/25/2006  
That really is a hilarious joke. "I stand to gain nothing by this lie." Ahhh, Norm....


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Pali 23:39:18 6/23/2006  
I still check the site regularly, due to the honoured place it holds in my favourites list. For those moments where I have nothing better to do than look at all the sites on it.

Anyway, I have some Norm news!

Now calm down, but I heard comedians Frank Skinner and David Baddiel (they're very well known in the UK) on their NUMBER ONE podcast in the UK, stating that they're fans of Norm Macdonald. They even quoted one of his jokes because it became relevant in the conversation. The one about telling lies from which you have nothing to benefit. I'd say this is the biggest Norm news in months.

So, you can all chew on that bit of fat for a while.


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steve 08:31:28 6/22/2006  
Well there's two problems. First we've got some spam bot things that keep posting random crap on the forum. So I try and delete those as soon as I can.

Second, the forum software for some reason stopped showing all but the past 10 or so posts. No idea why... maybe the software wasn't built to handle three years worth of posting. I still need to see if I can fix that and get back at least some of our posts.

Yeah, I guess that's it.

Just kinda wanted to say sorry again to everyone for this webpage sucking now. It really is kinda hard to be motivated to make updates on this thing when Norm isn't even motivated to do anything substantial. I do have a few new things that I'm hoping to introduce in the coming months. But I suspect from here on out this webpage will be mostly suck.


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Anthony M 07:06:15 6/22/2006  
Hey, almost everything is gone!

What happened?


Noel 11:28:28 6/20/2006  
Anyone wanna buy my archive of Norm videos?

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dave.ca 18:27:13 6/09/2006  
What were you thinking after the first eight minutes of non-stop frowning? "I just need a little more ammo so I can skewer this online?" We knew this show sucked three years ago.


Holshiest 05:44:16 6/07/2006  
I tried to watch "Last Comic Standing" last night. After fourteen minutes of frowning, hardly a twitch of a lackluster grin, I turned off that crap. I've never seen such unfunny people since last season. A kernel of corn in my crap would be funnier plopped on the stage.

How many fat black women who say "I've got problems" get onto the next round? My guess is, all that apply.


aaa 02:42:12 6/07/2006  
Find out the name and start emailing some people, starting with this site:

http://www.realityblurred.com/realitytv/


randy 15:22:20 6/06/2006  
I saw that Last Comic Standing too, I was yelling at the TV when that piece of shit stole Norm's 10 plus year old joke. I hope he dies in a fire.


reese 15:22:06 6/06/2006  
I was watching last comic standing 4 the other day. One of the no talent bastards from Chicago hacked a Norm joke from his early stand up. The one about the homeless guy with a dog. The Hack Job passed the auditon with the Norm joke. I dont remember the assholes name but NBC and that dude suck. Did anyone else witness this shit. The nerve.


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Perturbed 08:44:38 6/04/2006  
Here'a a prank for you... offer a buddy of yours a raisin, and then when he eats it and says, "Thanks, I love raisins, you're a true friend," laugh and tell him, "Ha! that wasn't a raisin! That was a piece of shit!"

Then deck him.


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steve 07:09:19 6/04/2006  
Here's another little prank you can do on your friend there. If you know your friend keeps his phone on vibrate (and I guess even if not but I think it's funnier on vibrate) you call up your friend and start talking. And then after a moment say you have another call you have to get. So instead of clicking over, you hang up. And you call your friend right back. And he'll have his phone up to his face so when you call back the vibrating will scare the crap out of him!!!!!!!

Ohhhhhhhhhhh yeah... another great prank.


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Perturbed 14:44:43 6/02/2006  
Ain't it just like the night to play tricks when you're trying to be so quiet?


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